Sunday, December 11, 2016

Forget It

"You told me to sink or swim."

"And?"

"And what did you decide to do?"

"I think you're being really hard on me."

"I'm not being hard on you.  I'm asking you a question."

"I know."

"And what did you decide to do?"

"Ironically, I asked you a question."

"Yes, and that was what?"

"Do you have a paddle?"

"And what do you think I think of that question?"

"I think you think I didn't understand your directive."

"That's right.  And why's that?"

"I don't know."

"Let me put it this way.  You would have been halfway across the canal by now.  Not over here, with ankle tears from a cinder block.  Know what I mean?"

"Not really."


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