Transcription of the Misunderstood

You know what I think?

I think you liked to be complicated.

Because---

Because it made you seem less fraudulent.

Is that what you think?

Is what what I think?

Yes---

That's what you think? You think I'm a complainist.

That's not a word---

Well---

It's not---

Well, it is.

You're just always so confident that people don't like you. Isn't that right?

I mean. Just because I wear sunglasses---

No. Because you wear sunglasses with red lenses for no reason.

How do you know I don't have a reason?

Because you're not reasonable.

How is it that your opinion is the gospel?

I never said it was.

But you did. You just don't understand the anatomy of a light switch. Not the way I did.