Dear Mr. Rubik,
Fuck you very much.
I wanted to personally tell you how much I appreciate being slighted, realizing I can't tell the difference between an intersection and a stop light, and oh yeah--it was especially enlightening to discover my rather remarkable inabilities when it comes to long division. In case you didn't know, long division is the root of all evil schemes. Who am I kidding? Of course you knew. You're Rubik.
What a dick.
In closing, I want to thank you for stating the obvious, that apparently, like most, I'm just a fiddler on the roof.
Oh, how I was hoping to be different.
Sincerely,
Disenchanted
You are different!
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